I spent the last two days suffering with gastric flu. This involved me vomiting till the there was no acid left, shitting alot a lack of lucidity. I couldn’t stop ranting and raving and moaning. I knew I was shouting out “Oh god, stop it, noooooo, help, no no no” all day long because I just couldn’t keep my gob shut.  I couldn’t keep anything down, not even water. I also had a terrible fever. You feel like you have flu (hence the name) but without the stuffed up nose. Hellish is too nice a word to describe it. Try shitting and vomiting at the same time, it’s very hard to co-ordinate!

Today I feel a vast improvement but I woke up to find my parents are now suffering.