Archive for November, 2004

Spam title received in my email this week: No Fraud — Literal Science! Amplify your phallus.

On the subject of cocks I found this item on ebay:

Yes, it’s a lovely skin flute! I don’t fancy tooting on that.

Can you tell me what is wrong with this sign? It’s quite simple.
C and I spotted this mistake whilst out shopping one day.

While out shopping at the White Rose Shoppping Centre in Leeds I saw a very scary looking Santa’s Grotto complete with “special” looking wierdos.

To sum up my life:

I am pregnant
I don’t want to be pregnant
I won’t be pregnant by the end of friday

U.S. Elections Map

How It Works

A presidential candidate wins the White House by gaining at least 270 “electoral college” votes. Each state has a set number of electoral college votes (between 3 and 55). These are allocated to a candidate depending on how the population in the has state voted. The number of electoral college votes each state has is equal to the combined total of its senators and representatives in Congress. Each state has two senators. The number of congressmen is based on a state’s population. So winning bigger states is preferable to winning those with smaller populations. Two states, Nebraska and Maine, have a slightly different system in which their electoral college votes can be split between candidates.

I’m praying that Kerry is elected or I think the world is doomed.