Archive for July, 2004

What a great idea fax your MP.com
I faxed my MP and told him how disgusted I am that I can no longer receive treatment from a NHS (National Health Service) dentist anymore. The government has cut their fees which means it makes no economical sense for dentists to offer NHS treatment and many dentists in England have gone private (my local ones) forcing us to pay astronomical fees.

Jennifer Ellison Autobiography
Why bother publishing this? Yes it’ll sell a few tabloids to council mums via serialisation, but the book itself will be left to pile up in remaindered book shop(You know the ones – they also sell Dale Winton’s autobiography and books about Harold Shipman.)

Nicked from b3ta

I work in a remaindered bookshop, and yes they have a point! We often get a lot of shit crime stuff

I watched “Wife Swap” tonight and their was a girl called Levi. Why on earth you would want to be a walking advertisment for a multi-national company? Yes I realise Levi is a very old name mentioned in the bible but in disuse now. I can bet that the mother in this program called her name after Levi jeans. She was pure trailor trash.

To celebrate shitty names, I shall call my kids Maccy D, Charmaine, Tyler, Kylie, Chardonnay, Brooklyn, Atlanta… any more suggestions?

I cooked my family a tasty healthy dinner today. Living at home with my parents means my mum usually does all the cooking but it was her birthday on friday so today I cooked:

Cous cous pilaf with red pepper and feta cheese
Carrot cake with a mascapone topping

It was rather delicious if I do say so myself!

The new healthy me seems to be working, since January I have lost nearly 3 stone. I haven’t followed any silly diets just switched to eating healthy food and excercising. Dr Gillian McKeith is the best advice I’ve ever read too.

In an attempt to promote itself and the spirit of friendliness between nations, the European Union has licensed one of the Far East’s most popular characters to head its Japanese campaign.

“On the promotional material, the traditional pinks and reds Hello Kitty wears on her chest have been replaced with blue and yellow, the starry EU flag and the “€” logo to promote Europe’s new currency.”

Hmm, Hello Kitty promoting the European Union.

This site is truly an eraser shrine featuring photos of a massive eraser collection.

Iran police in fashion crackdown – Iran’s morality police have made several raids in Tehran, in an apparent crackdown on women who flout the strict Islamic dress code.

I think we should bring the “morality police” into England and let them loose on the council estates. I hate seeing the ubiquitous slogan t-shirt which proclaims the wearer’s licentious manner. Why one would wish to wear t-shirts bearing “pop my cherry” “I love my attitude” (seen on the offender’s child), “Well it won’t suck itself” is beyond me. I also can’t stand French Connection tops with their witty “fcuk” logos. They aren’t big and they aren’t clever.

Women wearing these tops are usually single mothers that live off state benefits and let their bellies hang out of jeans. It is also common to see the top part of a thong peeking over their jeans.

This site recommends the creation of the following slogans: “I smell of pee” “I did the whole team” “I shagged your dad” “I just masturbated” “This is a stuffed wonderbra”.

An alternative to your local exchange & mart…