Archive for April, 2004

Being a big Kill Bill fan I’m currently lusting after this

KILL BILL Vol.1 Premium Box (Limited Edition) – This premium box, limited to 30,000 units worldwide , also includes a 24-page all color booklet , Okinawa t-shirt , Hattori Hanzo 1/10 scale model sword , and a very special “Murder Bride Version” Bearbrick Our Price: US$199.99

Wow your own sword and bear toy!

“Hattori Hanzo 1/10 scale model sword “? and I thought he took a blood oath to not ever make another sword again?

I’ve been searching high and low on the net for some decent aerobic dvds to add to my growing collection. I’m actually really enjoying my workouts now! Well I thought these looked just thupa

pluck this man’s growing nasal hairs

I went up to C’s house in Middlesbrough for the weekend and used my camera to take some delightful pictures:-

A fine example of a large turd

Giving the gift of head

We went to the cinema and saw “Shaun of the dead” which is the funniest film I’ve seen in years, it has loads of cool British actors and they say twat and cunt alot. Hurrah

<— me

I’m now wearing glasses. A recent eye examination showed that my left eye is rubbish compared with the right eye so I shelled out for some cheapo frames, two for the price of one deal at Vision Value. They are so strong my poor brain is having problems getting used to them.

I’ve lost 2 stone in weight.

No sex please — we’re giant pandas “Giant pandas show little interest in sex behind bars but China nevertheless is looking forward to a baby boom this year with 10 females already pregnant and 23 on heat”,

Escape from Neverland

How to wipe your ass

Text Soup

stare at the centre circle for 30 seconds to see the illusion

Magnetic poetry – click the word you want, the page refreshes and it goes yellow and then click to move it where you want to make mad poetry I made “please show butt sausage to mother”