Archive for October, 2003

Halloween Weebl and Bob!

Nigerian fraudster tries to scam Mr T! I Pity da foo
(C did the photoshopping)

I went to the Empire in Middlesbrough last night to see Har Mar Superstar gyrate in his Y-fronts. He was fucking amazing! He really is a sweaty little midget that likes to dance in his pants. Like the sad fan that I am, I got to touch his hand complete with Har Mar sweat!

I’ve been too ill to blog. I’ve had the usual seasonal cold and I still can’t speak properly after a week of it. Highly inconvenient when you work in a shop. *grumble and moan*

The Apostrophe Protection Society – tries to preserve the correct use of apostrophes. Find examples of correct usage and have a rant on the message board!

group hug – Confess your past sins and get it all off your chest anonymously.

I snorted several lines of columbias finest from a church altar in croydon!

I was at a party in college where some dude got so drunk that he went into the kitchen and shat in a frying pan and started frying up his own shit. The smell was so bad that literally everyone in the house got sick. They couldn’t get the smell out of there for weeks! That dude was me

I swallowed all of the white marbles in my brother’s Hungry Hungry Hippos game.

Two red panda cubs are born in Bristol zoo – “The three-month-old pandas, called Tenzing and Babu, have been named after famous Himalayan Sherpas.”

Lovely Red Top – “I have never worn this top but it has been washed. It is very pretty and could be worn day or night casual or dressy. It comes from a smoke free house, but do have a mad cat and parrot (if this makes any difference) when I wrap things the cat is in another room but the parrot likes to make wrapping noises and is very good with the sellotape sound effect.”

You have to go and see the Finding Nemo! I’d heard rumours that it was good but not one of Pixar’s finest, well the guys at Pixar can’t do no wrong as far as I’m concerned. It’s funny with the usual sprinkling lots of in jokes but it’s also beautiful. I forgot I was watching a computer generated ocean. Makes me wonder how more realistic computer generated things can get.

I am alive but I’ve been just lazy to blog!

I’ve been spending most weekends in Middlesbrough now because that’s where C (my boyfriend) is living while he completes his last year of university. It’s only an hour and a half away on the coach so I get to see him every weekend now!

Last weekend we saw Bright Young Things and Matchstick Men at the cinema. I thoroughly enjoyed the films, both definitely worth a watch. Bright Young Things is of course directed by Stephen Fry and I enjoyed the way the portrayed the era. Go and watch to find out what ‘naughty salt’ is.