Archive for May, 2003

My brand spanking new DVD player arrives, I trot off into town to hire some DVDs, get my dad to hook it up for me (I’m not good with scart sockets) and then we hit a problem. My tv is so old that there’s no where in the back of the tv to plug it in!! I’ve just spent £50 on a bargain DVD player and I can’t use it!
My dad has formulated a cunning plan. He wants a new widescreen tv (but he has to convince my mum) so if he gets one I can have their “old” one, which is an excellent deal for me! I better go and convince my mum that she desperately needs a widescreen tv to fall asleep in front of in the evening.

I was in the middle of a credit card transaction when I saw a sheep at the corner of my eye run into the book shop where I work. My colleague shut the shop door so he wouldnt wander back out onto the road and kill him(her?)self. We rang the police while Mista Sheepy got all worked up and stressed (and we have a sale on so there’s no excuse for not finding a bargain) and he started jumping in the window and making a mess. I was very worried because you could see he was very worked up so we managed to put him in the back of the shop where it was dark and quiet.
I rang the R.S.P.C.A. and the lady laughed at me when I said I had an upset sheep in the shop and then didn’t know if anyone would come to collect him because they needed a license to removed hooved animals. The police got onto a farmer who eventually removed the sheep so all was happy!

Thank You Emma, for the most wonderful weekend ever!

I love you so much

love is…getting CDs and a cute letter from the girl you adore
love is…listening to The Sundays on the way to work and thinking of her

Yam

love is…being sent panda stationery in the post

My wonderful Girlfriend, Emma, has let me blog on here now.

Yay for us

I love her very very much

F-f–f-fresh! Friday Five

1. What drinking water do you prefer — tap, bottle, purifier, etc.? Erm who cares as long as it’s typhoid free

2. What are your favorite flavor of chips? crisps u nonce and a packet of painfully salt and vinegar crisps please!

3. Of all the things you can cook, what dish do you like the most? Pasta with pesto on mm mm

4. How do you have your eggs? Unfertilized thanks

5. Who was the last person who cooked you a meal? How did it turn out? My mum cooked my tea and it went cold because I was busy

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