Archive for April, 2003

Hey kids the new Lemony Snicket book is out – The Hostile Hospital. I love the doom and gloom of it all, why didn’t they have books like this when I was a kid?

Check out Unfortunate Events if you’re a major Snicket fan like me!

“When I’m weak I draw strength from you
And when you’re lost I know how to change your mood
And when I’m down you breathe life over me
Even though we’re miles apart we are each other’s destiny”

– Zero 7 – Destiny

this is mr s in disguise

I can’t tell you how much I HATE Snoopy. Hate is an understatement. That dog is a wanker.

Don’t get me started on Charlie Brown! Why the hell was he bald at age 11 (or whatever age he was supposed to be)?

There’s not a Shakespeare sonnet
Or a Beethoven quartet
That’s easier to like than you
Or harder to forget.

You think that sounds extravagant?
I haven’t finished yet –
I like you more than I would like
To have a cigarette.

– Wendy Cope

Easter Eggs – no not the chocolate kind “amusing tidbit that creators hid in their creations.”

We are entertaining the grandparents today for tea so I’ve run away from them. I’ve already been given a run down of who has died and who has what illness. Of course my nan has just reminded me that I have to give up smoking (which makes my hackles rise) and that I shouldn’t be eating Easter eggs as I’m overweight. Cheers nan my self-esteem has plummeted once again.

I should really tell you something interesting but you probably didn’t come here, to hear me wibble on and on and on about Mista C because I love him

We Love the Iraqi Information Minister.com

“We’re giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn’t accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted.”
“We blocked them inside the city. Their rear is blocked”
“We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.”
About Bush: “the leader of the international criminal gang of bastards.”
“The United Nations….[is] a place for prostitution under the feet of Americans.”