Archive for December, 2002

and Dino is into voyeurism?

I think I’m gonna cry, I have a job interview on Monday and I still can’t hear properly. I went to the doctors today to get some penicillin and then I slept for 12 hours (well I had been up all night!). Well that was my day.

Children uncover porn in Barney book

Woman shot in chest but saved by silicone implants

Man makes walking stick from own hip bone

Relatives dig grave as cemetery says they weren’t expecting burial – I live near here

I was supposed to be going out (again) tonight to meet up with a friend I haven’t seen in ages and have some Christmas cheer and lots of alcohol but unfortunately woke up with a cold. Just my fucking luck I get another cold at a time of year I suddenly get invites to go out! I think this is my forth bout of cold this year? When I get one I get a full blown (pardon the pun) version – red nose (cue shitty jokes about Rudolph), in bed for days and copious amounts of phlegm. My colds are your flus. I like to contract them at times where it’s most inconvienient – New Year 2000, Christmas (countless times), on holiday in China. I was singing carols round the house like a fruitloop. Now I am skulking like a depressed Ebeneezer Scrooge.

Oh and my mum is rushing round organising Christmas while simultaneously working/having a nervous breakdown/cardiac arrest/epiletic fit while screaming at us about sausage rolls and will we all stop eating the pringles.

Meatless ‘loaf’ in Va. jail sickening sniper suspect
“Sniper suspect and vegetarian John Lee Malvo says he is getting sick from eating the jail’s meatless loaf…It was after Petit complained that the meat served at the jail was not halal, or prepared in a manner prescribed by Muslim teachings, that Malvo’s jailers began serving him vegetarian meals”
Makes me wonder why he even wants halal food when he can’t even follow the Prophet’s teachings about not killing (allegedly) other people. I’m sure your god is more concerned about murdering innocent people than halal grub.

Ludicrous porn – Asian H-cups (although this site is porn this link doesn’t connect to topless pics), the most ridiculous sized tits I have ever seen.

knitted skull

Saw this and just could not resist *snigger*

I’m a bit drunk because I’ve just got back from a Christmas party the neighbours were throwing. Actually we were invited “up to the big house” as we call it. I live in a little hamlet (for want of a better word) that consists of 6 houses. At the top of the hill is the manor house which was where the party was situated. We live in part of a converted stable (dating back to 1900), opposite us are 2 barn conversions and at the end of the lane is what used to be where the stable master lived. I guess we are pretty lucky to live here as we live in peace and quiet surrounded by gorgeous countryside (crap for me as I don’t drive and the buses are unrealiable).

My parents and I loved going up to the big house as we had a little chance to poke around and see how the rich live. We all congregated in the bar room which obviously consisted of this big fully equipped drinks bar. They even have this large games room complete with snooker table and pinball machines! They also have stables and a horse there. We understandably felt a bit like the poor relations sat in the corner.

On saturday we have been invited to another party in one of the barn conversions (they recently sold for £500,000 each) where the theme is Hooray for Hollywood”. The man left the party earlier so he could meet his party planner! Well my parents are shitting themselves as my dad doesn’t even own a black suit and tie and my mum doesn’t own a dress. I can’t think of anything to wear except maybe a feather boa?

Crimes of Hudud (crimes denounced by God) include theft, drinking of alcohol, defamation of Islam, fornication and adultery.
Persons found guilty of theft are punished by payment of fines, imprisonment, or amputation of the right hand. (The left hand is amputated if the right hand has already been amputated.)
Persons found guilty of drinking, selling or buying alcohol, sniffing drugs, taking injections of drugs or stirring drugs into dough are punished by a sentence of eighty lashes.
Persons found guilty of defamation of Islam are sentenced according to the circumstances. The harshness of the sentence varies depending the on whether the person is a Muslim or a non-Muslim. Flogging is the general punishment for Muslims.
Persons found guilty of fornication are flogged. Men are flogged while standing and women while sitting. The faces, heads and vital organs of the guilty are protected. The usual number is forty lashes, but this number may vary according to circumstances.
Adultery is the most serious of crimes. If the guilty party is married, he or she is sentenced to death by stoning, beheading or shooting. Stoning is the usual method of punishment. Proof of this crime must be established by confession or by four witnesses to the act.

Why women are forbidden to testify in criminal proceedings

There are four reasons why women’s testimony is not valid in a Saudi court.
(1) Women are much more emotional than men and will, as a result of their emotions, distort their testimony.
(2) Women do not participate in public life, so they will not be capable of understanding what they observe.
(3) Women are dominated completely by men, who by the grace of God are deemed superior; therefore, women will give testimony according to what the last man told them.
(4) Women are forgetful, and their testimony cannot be considered reliable.

– excerpt from the book “Princess” by Jean P. Sasson. This excellent book highlights the plight of women in Saudi Arabia “she lifts the veil and reveals a history of appalling opression and shocking human rights violations such as forced marriages, sex slavery and summary executions.” And therefore why is George Bush not waging a war on the Saudis? oh hang on it’s the oil maybe?

Want to know what I look like? I headed over to my virtual model and found this ‘likeness’

I do look a bit like that but virtual me seems to be well proportioned and looks good in a bikini, something I have never had luck with whatever my size.

Yay postcard x is back!