Archive for October, 2002

* famous monkies

* i used to believe is a collection of ideas that adults thought were true when they were children. I added my own belief which was that when I was about 5 I used to think the Incredible Hulk and God were the same being. Green skin and purple trousers and all! I guess that is the power of tv.

Taliban Reunited I nicked this link shamelessly from I am Cal

Bare bellies provoke a wobbly

“At an age when girls should be striving to be pleasing to the eye, the male eye, these young women were going to serious lengths to expose an acre of wobbling excess. Haven’t they looked in the mirror?”

I was shopping in a supermarket yesterday for food (as you do) and I came across a can of “Cheesy Beans” (not cheesy peas hahah – Fast Show joke!). I was entranced by this product so I read the label and it said:
“Cheese flavoured beans made with real cheese”

hmm I guess that says alot about the state of our society’s diet

“proper” horoscopes

“No one could accuse rail bosses of using the same old excuses when they announced trains were delayed – by a giant inflatable Ronald McDonald. The 10ft mascot, which had been dislodged by high winds from a burger restaurant in Newport, South Wales, was spotted bouncing along the main Cardiff to London line. Five trains were affected when services were halted as a precaution. “You couldn’t make it up,”said a Railtrack spokesman.”

* dolphin sex
* sex boots
* women shitting
* shitting gay people pictures
* sex bus

As you can see there is not much of that here. I suggest to you perverted googlers that you try putting quotation marks around you search request and you may actually find what you are looking for! Just because I said the words “shitting” and “gay people” in separate posts does not mean I have pics of gay men and women shitting.

In conservative Saudi Arabia, men determine the size of women’s underwear “It’s not the kind of exchange one might expect in Saudi Arabia, where the sexes are segregated by an unwritten but stringent code. Yet when it comes to lingerie, women often find themselves having to discuss their most intimate details with strange men. The reason is that in most stores, only men are allowed behind the counter.”

Last night I watched Mulholland Drive. It was a truly brilliant film which barely made sense though. I reccomned it. The “Cowboy” scene” and the singer in the Silencio club was worth it alone. Mesmorizing!! If anyone out there can explain what hell it was all about I’d love to know!

Well I got the job at the supermarket! It’s not quite what I wanted, I shall be in the “Fresh Days” section where I basically stock the shelves with meat and butter, reduce goods and keep the area tidy. But it’s nearer to where I live (so I won’t have to catch buses that make me late for work and are expensive), pays better and hopefully management won’t be evil. Fingers crossed! I’m handing my letter of resignation in tomorrow Once I know my hours of work I plan to do some part-time studying.

I rented the film The Others. I must say it gets quite spooky and I thoroughly reccomend it!