Archive for August, 2002

My Gashlycrumb Tinies book by Edward Gorey arrived today *rejoyce*

The Law of the Sod declares that the bus will never come when you light up a fag

I was late for work again today. As usual I make it up at the end of the shift/have no break. I don’t see why I should have to pay full fare when the bus service can’t run on time and go in the right direction. Yes to add to my misery the bus driver couldn’t even get the route right. Much muttering of curses to First Buses with their ironic name.

Celebrities without makeup?

Support bacteria. They are the only culture some people have.

Talking of wang wang, does anyone eat here? I bet the “Soup of the day” is something to die for.

Apparently, in China, parents don’t tell their children that dogs go bark or woof woof, they tell them that dogs go wang wang

I decided to pay a visit to friends reunited and see what my old friends/associates and bullies are up to. If you are not familliar with this website then it is a place where you can find out a bit about what your old school friends are up to.
Really wish I hadn’t bothered now. It seems everyone has either:-
a) has honours degree in physics/brain surgery
b) travelled round the world saving lemurs
c) lives in very hot country
d) earns 50 grand a year
e) all of the above and living with partner for several years with own house

I’m jealous and pissed off. When I was at school I was told I was clever and should have a bright future (blah blah blah). Well look at me now – lives with parents, part-time job with company that treats me like a piece of mouldy dog turd.

Chubby Chicks Live Journal ~ Let’s praise our sexy curves!

Tadoos – get paid for advertising a company by getting a tattoo! Is this for real?