Archive for June, 2002

Go check out Bitmap Mania for some very niiiice fontage.

This church is PRAYER conditioned

- is God thinking these [sarcasm] corkers [/sarcasm] up?

The State of my penis ~ A website about the life and times of my one-eyed red willy.

such a “charming” little read

Just found some amusing subjects in my msn mail today:

* New Viagra Derivative – Works in 10-15 mins …. sorry I’m 23 and I own several vibrators so I don’t need this until another umm 50 years
* S Club 7 – Welcome S Clubber! wtf i’m not a fan!
* 40 Desperate Transexuals, ready and waiting! that’s really nice but I’d like to be the one wearing the fishnets thankyou
* Balding is not funny, so what’s the big joke … I’m not laughing, but I’m so not bald
* ( Adult ) hi, my panties are all wet well put them on the washing line to dry then silly billy

My holiday to China is booked! Hurrah, I am going to Shanghai and the Yanghtze Gorges in March next year.

ooooh, Morrissey Ringtones?
Well, if you fancy “The Queen Is Dead” as ya ringtone, then click away.

Beckham shoots….Jesus Saves!

That was the shockingly bad pun I saw outside a church today.

Go play cute and funky games at netbaby world!

I have less hours at work atm so I am a happy bunny although evil Debra the bitch is back at work soon. After a week off work from bronchitis it seems we don’t get sick pay and if I want any money come pay day I shall have to use my holiday time up. Evil twats. On the plus side they turned on one of the TVs we have for sale so we can watch the footie. I don’t like football but I guess it’s more interesting than standing at the changing rooms and doing nothing.

* failed Sanrio characters ~ (link no longer works) an alternative view of our cute friends

featuring Mello Kitty, Impurin, Hottie Dottie, Pimpo and My Felony