Archive for March, 2002

afro ken makes me laugh

The Resistance of Piles to Penetration
Enid Blyton’s Gay Story Book (including the character Dame Poke-Around)
Penetrating Wagner’s Ring
Handbook for the Limbless
Queer Doings in the Navy
Scouts in Bondage
Camping Among Cannibals
Wind Breaks: Coming to Terms with Flatulence
1587. A Year of No Importance
Masturbation in the American Catholic Church

All book titles nicked from the hilarious book – Bizarre Books by Russell Ash and Brian Lake

Well I went into Leeds and had my free aromatherapy massage. Oh dear I think I have found something else to spend my cash on! I can see that becoming a regular occurance having a massage now.

Then I went to the cinema and saw Monsters Inc. It was funny and I just love Boo and Sully! Aww me wanna go and buy the toys now!

Pop queen Britney Spears fled for cover after having urine thrown at her as she filmed a TV ad. The star was bombed with buckets of urine by angry neighbours as she sang on location in the early hours of the morning, according to the News of the World.

Residents staged their protest at around 4am in downtown Los Angeles, hurling bucket-loads at the 21-year-old singer as she performed in the street below.

Fled for cover

The star fled for cover in a nearby trailer and filming was abandoned shortly afterwards, the paper reports.

One resident reportedly said: “Sure, I opened the window and yelled shut-up – but I would never have done such a vile thing.”

But the resident added: “We kept hearing the same song over and over but what made it worse were two 100ft spotlights. They lit up our apartment like it was daytime.

Started screaming

“Lots of people in the block opened their windows and started screaming at her.

“Britney certainly didn’t deserve the bucket treatment. She’s a brilliant singer … but perhaps not when you’re trying to get to sleep”.

chinese phrases “poo poo”
m.c. hammer pics (that’s just disturbing!)
japanese+dad
sperm police (OMG!)
longest nips pics (*scared*)
my ass itches (umm well get some cream for it then!)

Details on the “fox hunt vote” bbc news

Possible timetable
18 March: MPs given “indicative” votes
Before Easter: ministers’ proposals
November: Bill proposed in Queen’s Speech
Autumn 2003: Ban could be in place

Well okay I meant to say MP’s back the ban on hunting. Obviously it isn’t banned yet but any step nearer is a good one to me! This is a subject close to my heart and I’ve wanted it banned since I understood the the concept of fox hunting.

the unnofficial guide to san-x products

vooz is a cute lil site

More searchwords that reffered people from google to my blog:-

getting old jokes
hello kitty mac
ladyboy fack”
she-ra princess of power AND naked
Milk your man

Well today was eventful.

I work in a shop. Today I was at the till when a lad, with an armful of clothes, ran out of the shop with them obviously not paying. I shouted “oi!!!!” and preceeded to peg it up the road try to chase after him. My attempt was kinda feeble and I was puffing and panting while he was running so fast he was way ahead! He then got in their “getaway car” and drove off. My boss who was on her break, outside having a fag, starts to run to. A passerby, in his car, told her to hop and and gave chase.  I was in a state of shock.

Apparently they are known to the police in another part of our county and are badly wanted!