Archive for February, 2002

So I’m looking at my site tracker (see lil funny thing under blog banner), and I’m seeing how people arrived at my page. It seems most people get here by typing in some bizarre searchwords at google, for example,

* “mascot masturbate photo” ~ What one of those is, is beyond me! I seem to get into googles search all because I said masturbate once!
* “msn messenger anal” ~ I knew I should have downloaded the new msn messenger version!
* “spank my fat ass” ~ Erm I haven’t even met you so no!

* Labour will try to push through a Bill to ban fox hunting about time!

* Spike Milligan has died

What is Afro Ken? I hear you cry!

Well Afro Ken is literally Japanese for “dog with afro”.
He’s got lots of doggy friends with different kinds of hairdos. I love this dog he makes me laugh.

Looking in the wierd section at ebay and you can bid for the following odd items!

* Assorted vibrators
* Taxidermy things – stuffed yucky animals
* Cocking with nipple atachments
* Exploding golf balls
* Pirhana Fish – glazed on stand

Like rating pics of people?! then rate this some people need medical help quickly!

Two gay penguins have been outed by their keepers. Wendall and Cass have been devoted to each other for eight years. Now keepers at New York Aquarium have discovered they are both male. “they even have sex, though I don’t know how successful that is,” said one.

aaaaawwww, bunnies!

Getting to work was traumatic today! I live nearby a river and due to heavy amounts of rain it’s burst its banks in several places. They have closed “our” road off so I had to trek into the next town to catch a bus. (I live in the countryside, turn left at the sheep). This took me half an hour, the buses were delayed because of more floods throughout the county. So I finally caught a bus, and further down the route another main road was blocked, thankfully the police were letting through buses and trucks. So the bus went through the flooded road and there wasn’t a road it was all river!
Anyways it took me an hour to get to work :-s Grr that means I lost £4.10 of my minimum wage .

More rain is expected tonight. Our garden is flooded too.. I hope it doesn’t come up to the back door!

Bongo ~ Erm it’s a bit odd but go take a look!

I hope I can go to London next weekend. The boss have given me Saturday off as I have been a hardworking covering other peoples’ shifts which means hopefully I shall be off to London for a much needed “break”. Actually this would consist of going to Cyber Goth club and dancing till 6am (while avoiding being hit in face with someone’s glow stix), getting some sleep on the Sunday (if this is possible) and maybe fitting in some shopping in Camden Market at some point!