Archive for January, 2002

I have to take my labret piercing out for work everyday. It’s just occured to me I have forgotten to put it back in, which means it probably has healed over a bit and therefore I have to go and poke the hole with a bit of blunt metal.

All About Eve are coming back to Leeds in May! I’ve already seen them once and they blew me away!

I want a postpet! I don’t know what it does or why I need one. It’s in Japanese so I can’t tell what it says. It’s a cute pink bear though.

I saw an advert for this on TV today:

Atomic Kitten
So far so goodI think this is a good example of an oxymoron

Well there’s a possibility of going back to China next year! My dad is thinking of booking a holiday to Shanghai and it includes a cruise on the Yangtze Gorges. We went to Beijing, Chengde and Xian last January. I’m already excited and I I don’t know if we are even going. Unfortunately I will definately have to pay this time so I gotta start saving up £995 eeeek! Anyways I have been looking at this and have been salivating over the things I would love to buy!

* Ronald Macdonald
* Burberry Scarves - FFS it’s brown tartan *eugh* and you only buy it because you are a sad label freak and you can’t afford their coats
* Spoilt kids - they run around the shop making a noise and being badly behaved and their parents fail to control them
* Babies with pierced ears - how ugly and cheap! How do you know your child would like its ears pierced, it can’t even speak properly yet!
* The insert key on keyboards - I am always pressing it without realising and this results in missing letters.

Hello. Welcome to the psychiatric hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, please listen carefull. A little voice will tell you which number to push.

If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press– no one will answer.

If you are manic-depressive, please press 7 as fast as you can for the next 24 hours, and then crash for the following 24 hours.

Thankyou for calling the mental health phone line.

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Just got spammed with this offer from lycos:-

Dear Friend,

There’s a new magazine out there that we just know you’re going to love – it’s called ROSIE, and it’s filled with everything you enjoy about Rosie O’Donnell…
Meet her favorite people, her heros, and her dearest causes.
Kid Stuff, Cute Kids, Super Kids, Moms making it work and more!
� Get great tips on health and fitness.
� Fun cooking, crafts and home decorating
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umm what kinda weirdo would want this publication?!

one of the best albums ever not