Archive for April, 2010

from twaggies

We went to an out of town Tesco supermarket on Saturday. I spotted a work colleague and spent the rest of the shopping trip trying to dodge her. I used to work with evil Janet who was such a bitch to everyone. She once commented, before I was pregnant, that I should “stop sticking my stomach out as it made me look pregnant”. I mean there’s just no need for such rudeness. I never told her how everyone at work thinks she’s an old, tangoed slapper. I couldn’t face her seeing Darwin or casting her eyes over my post-pregnancy body. It’s daft as I don’t really value her opinion anyway. I’m not going back to work so hopefully I’ll never see her again.

Two billboards in Marsa advertising the Pope’s visit to Malta got the unlikely addition of two stencilled images of what looks like a panda. It is not clear why the “artist” in question juxtaposed the bears with the Pope. The organising committee was alerted yesterday morning and it plans to erase the images.

No that’s pedobear.