Archive for May, 2004

Went to see the new Harry Potter film, it’s rather cool, it looks stunning and the special effects are great but the book is still better.

The other day…..

“During a discussion on child obesity, Lord Tebbit attacked the Government for ‘undermining the family’. Citing the Civil Partnership Bill, the former Conservative Party chairman said the Government was doing ‘whatever it can to promote buggery’.“

We were in Leeds’ branch of Waterstones on Saturday and I met the Gruffalo! He was very cute scary, raaah!

Bush bruised after bicycle bang George Bush fell off his mountain bike on Saturday, grazing his chin, upper lip, nose, both knees, and his right hand, a White House spokesman said.

I wish he’d cut his nose open and died.

My mum brought a cup of tea into my bedroom, which usually would be very welcomed but unfortunately this time, my boyfriend, C had been over for the weekend. She had to put the cup of tea down next to a pack of 12 flavoured condoms, 6 regular condoms and a tube of lube! o_0

Thank god C wasn’t modelling one at the time.

Mr. Bible Puppet with Legs

Join the Adventure with Grandmas’ Puppets!

This puppet is professional quality and it is large enough for adult hand and used by children with ease.

The hand-puppets have a unique mouth design, to make it easier for small and adult hands to use the puppets, reducing fatigue. Their design has been recomended for those of you that need a puppet for therapy.

They are designed to inhance your Christian Puppet Ministry

I sure need therapy now

I sojourned in dirty Middlesbrough at the weekend with mister C. We saw the new Spectra-txt monument which is a 10 metre high steel tower and is designed to change colour when sent one of six special text message commands.

Interact with Spectra-txt by texting one of the following commands to this number:
07919 00 00 77
blue
starvibe
xxx
pearl
boro
chromapop

It looks pretty damn cool is you ask me.